Cheer Up, Pornhub Premium Will Be Free All Day On Valentine's Day

Mashable- Those feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day can take solace in one annual tradition: Pornhub will be offering its Premium service for free. Whether that’s an exciting prospect or a depressing one is for you to decide. But, per Pornhub Insights, for 24 hours non-Premium subscribers will gain access to thousands more videos – some in 4k, if that’s what you’re into. But even though staying home all night watching high-definition pornography isn’t exactly the traditional way of celebrating the holiday, at least a few folks around the world are likely to tune in. On Valentine’s Day of last year, Pornhub says Premium saw a 308 percent increase in traffic. The countries with the biggest boosts? That’d be Chile with a 7,288 percent increase, followed by Mexico, Peru, Columbia, and Ecuador.

Golly! What a gesture from the folks at Pornhub! People helping people. That’s what I’m all about. Pornhub knows there’s gonna be a bunch of lonely people out there on Valentine’s Day and they wanna do their best to help’em out. What better than a mountain of premium porn to cure your crippling loneliness? I mean I’m gonna dabble. I am currently without a significant other. I like porn. I’m sure I’ll like premium porn. I’ve never tried it because whomst among us pays for streaming porn (John Feitelberg notwithstanding)? No judgement but I’m all set with the free goods that are out there. Pornhub is really out here checking all the boxes for me though. Some of it in 4k even? I don’t have anything that’s 4k compatible but I sure appreciate them offering it. LOL at all the people out there with significant others. Me and the other single people are gonna be just fine with our premium porn and nothing else on Valentine’s Day. Totally fine. The most fine.