Bears Make Another Big Offseason Move As Mitch Trubisky Locks Up New Smokeshow Girlfriend

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This is the kinda shit that makes me realize the Bears are going to be just fine next year. I mean there’s really no need to worry about regressing or having a down year when they’ve continued to dominate right into the offseason.

First on Friday the report comes out that Cody Parkey is going to be cut as soon as the league year starts, and now Mitch locks down a top notch smokeshow. A Florida State Kappa Delta kinda smokeshow at that.

If you doubted Mitch before you better backpedal your ass back onto the wagon right now. #10 is this team’s quarterback, and he’s taking the Bears and his new smokeshow girlfriend with us to the top.