Rivalry Week: Gruden Is Running So Many Laps Around Belichick's Head It's Honestly Humiliating For The Patriots

Hahaha, it only gets worse for Billy Belichick and the New England Patriots. Those fools, those big dumb FOOLS, tipped the Redskins off on who their starter would be weeeeeks ago. Meanwhile, Gruden is over here playing 4D chess, not having named a starting QB on the Wednesday before the game. Genius! I mean imagine telling the other team who your QB is? Just straight up volunteering that information? Belichick must be so mad he’s being out-coached and out-maneuvered and they haven’t even hit the field yet.

Like, what do the Pats even do at practice this week? How do you prepare for a game when you don’t know which of the 3 headed QB monster you’re going to face? Case Keenum? GOAT McCoy? Or the wunderkind himself Dwayne Haskins? Imagine spending all week having no clue whomst you’ll be lining up against? Fucking terrifying.

Sunday can’t come soon enough. I still believe it’ll be Colt, but you never know. Gruden is such a genius (Belichick’s words, not mine)

that you never know what he’ll have up his sleeve.

Skins outright. HTTR.