Pray For Mike Vrabel's Dick

Uhhhh ohhhhh. We don’t need another “WSD promising to chain himself to the statue situation” all over again, do we? Well actually….if that means Feits steps up to cut off his own dick to own him, that could be worth it. But either way, say a prayer for Mike Vrabel’s johnson, because if they win the Super Bowl that bad boy is coming off, and his wife is going to help….

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Oh dear.

Just two more wins and he’s looking like a Ken doll. And Taylor Lewan isn’t going to let him forget it either

So prayers up. If Derrick Henry keeps running the way he’s running, Vrabel will be looking like Grey Worm come February.