Police Need Help Finding This Very Nondescript Escaped Inmate

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NYP – Authorities in New Hampshire are seeking the public’s help in finding an escaped inmate with tattoos covering his shaved head, face, neck, chest, arm and hands.

The US Marshals’ New Hampshire Joint Fugitive Task Force says 42-year-old Eric Judkins was an inmate at a halfway house in Manchester. He failed to return to the facility on Monday night.

Judkins was serving part of a 27-month sentence for assault on a fellow inmate in federal prison.

Authorities say the assault happened while Judkins was serving a 17½-year sentence for a 1999 bank robbery.

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Alllllllright boys, we got a manhunt on our hands! Everyone, head on a swivel. You can’t be too careful. You never know when you’ll be looking this guy square in the face and not even know it’s him. Cases like this are so tough for that exact reason. You can never be too safe. One second you think you have your man, and then the next second it turns out it’s actually this guy

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or adorable rapper Stitches

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and then you have a very large lawsuit on your hands for profiling the guy with the face tattoo. It’s 2017 after all, you can’t just go around arresting anyone you see with a face tattoo. Back in my day if you saw someone’s face decked out like a Picasso painting you could slap them with precrime and toss them behind bars, but thanks to the snowflakes, we just can’t do that anymore. Sad!