Bills Mafia Baptizes Their Babies By Putting Them Through Tables

Too perfect. I love Bills Mafia. Remember that time we produced a full length documentary about Bills Mafia and then released it in the dead of Summer? That was fun. But anyway, hopefully that video made your day like it made mine. A nice little pick me up after I wrote about my dead dog. Sorry about that.

Got me thinking about how other teams would baptize their babies. Eagles fans by pelting their new born with batteries to the head, Cowboys fans by making their kid be a Cowboys fan even though they’ve never even been to Dallas, Browns fans by making them watch the end of Marley And Me over and over again to get them used to a life of pain and sadness, and Rams fans by not showing up at all.