Bernie Hot Sizzle Sanders Is Still Snatching Souls On The Basketball Court

OHHHHH BABBBBYYYYYY! BERNIE SIZZLE IS BACK!!!!! GO GET EMMMMMMMMMMMM!

If there is ONE thing Bernie “Big Buckets” Sanders lives for, it’s trying to make everything free. But if there are TWO things he lives for, it’s smoking clowns like you on bbball court. Dude is relentless when it comes to ballin’ out. He is 104 years old and looks like a young Larry Legend. Absolutely dynamite down low. Shaq at LSU has nothing on Bernie in the block.

Air “Board Man” Bernie gets paid (but probably not elected)