Back Door Teen Mom Starring Farrah Abraham Was The First Porn I Ever Watched

So last night I was watching Ex On the Beach which I don’t normally do but I decided to give it a shot. I started watching in the middle of the episode and I don’t know any of the characters names besides Farrah Abraham and let me tell you, she’s the absolute wooooooorst. I couldn’t believe what I was watching on my TV. Granted, this is a reality TV show and shit is always manufactured but this was just annoyance to a whole new level. Two people were trying to have a private convo outside of the house and she just kept standing next to them, staring into their souls, which led to a fist fight between her and the other girl. It was just bizarre but good reality TV is good reality TV I guess.

This is all besides the point. As I was watching the show, it dawned on me that Farrah Abraham’s ‘Back Door Teen Mom’ was actually the first porn I ever watched. Have I seen a glimpse of porn before then? Yes when I was in 6th grade and accidentally typed youtube in wrong and it brought me to two women eating each other out but I digress…

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I tweeted it about it being the first porn I ever watched and it shocked some people considering that was only in 2012. Well in 2012 I was an innocent 15 year old so let me be. I actually didn’t even go out of my way to search it alone. My friend and I were hanging out with my older sister and her friends at my house and her friends started talking about this “teen mom sex tape”. Naturally, we all had to look it up and watch. Me trying to develop into a mature high school student was obviously curious as to what all the buzz was about… so there I was just watching some sex with my sister and her friends. I don’t know if my sister is going to be happy that I’m revealing she’s the reason I watched my first porn but the truth is the truth. Thanks older sis!

BTW don’t worry, since then I have seen all of the celebrity hits…