Pat. Nice guy. Good pageviews. Multi-talented content/production/behind the scenes guy. I think MTV is on his resume from when MTV was still cool. Or maybe it is. Idk I’m a little rattled right now from what’s easily the dumbest take to ever come out of Barstool Sports. That Transformers is more watchable. That you could make a better movie than the Godfather. That it’s irrelevant to people under 30 and in the same vein as craft whiskey hardos.

I know we’re in the business of being our authentic selves and all that shit but when your authentic self is this stupid, Pat, you need to lie. You need to pretend.

VS

Where my Transformers guys at?