If You're Not Watching "Very Cavallari" For The Jay Cutler Appearances You Have A Big Dump In Your Pants

So last night was the debut of “Very Cavallari”, Kristin Cavallari’s new show on E!. I haven’t been in the reality TV show game since they started flooding the Challenge with a bunch of no names from random MTV shows but if there is one thing that can bring me back it’s Mr. 4th Quarter himself, Jay Cutler. The man who still holds a special place in our hearts. And let me tell you, he did not disappoint.

From being an Alpha in bed.

To the perfect combination of a retired Jay Cutler mixed with ditzy girls.

To that fucking hair.

It was a tour de force of Cutler. And listen, we all have a long history with Jay, he’s an OG stoolie, he was our first big guest on KFC Radio, he was our quarterback for many years, we’ve been up, we’ve been down, we’ve been back up again only to fall back down. But at the end of the day I just miss him. There’s just something about Jay Cutler, he’s a dying breed in this world, what you see is what you get with him. He doesn’t sugarcoat it or bullshit it, he tells you exactly how he’s feeling whether it be with his words or his face. So if you take one piece of advice from me it’s this, watch Very Cavallari, it fills the hole in our heart that Jay Cutler left us. That’s my quarterback.