Huge Night For ARod Corp Drawing Squares And Doodles

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Huge night at A-Rod Corp last night. I see you man, I see you. Here’s a picture of my daughter, oh whoops, did I accidentally leave a picture of my highly confidential business drawings that are actually just some square doodles in that tweet? My bad guys, as they say in the biz, money never sleeps.

Now if you’re living under a rock and don’t know what A-Rod Corp is all about, well it’s basically just ARod dressing up in a suit and pretending to be a business man. Signing baseballs, opening emails, looking at a calendar that probably says “pick up daughters from school” every day and having a secretary make him coffee at 2 am just because. Very important business.

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And I want in. No one likes doing fake business as much as I do. So here’s my official resume, ARod. Couple sick drawings I just did free form. I can also do an awesome Swastika but I feel like that’s a little taboo these days. Hit me up and I’ll show you that one as well. From business man to a business man, I look forward to your response.

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