Fernando Tatis Jr. Is Just Trolling The Shit Out Of The White Sox Now

God fucking damnit.  I thought I was over this, I truly did.  But the last few weeks have been BAD. In case you weren’t aware, today was J2 aka the first day that all 30 organizations are able to sign international talent in the MLB year.  Well today, the White Sox officially inked Elijah Tatis, the son of Fernando Tatis and younger brother of Fernando Tatis, Jr, whom they’ve been connected to for the last 3-4 months or so.

I feel like Dewey Cox’ dad right now screaming at God, “YOU TOOK THE WRONG SON!” (one of the more underrated comedies ever BTW)

Because they did.  They took the wrong fucking son.  And the right son is rubbing it in:

Goddamnit this blows.  Whatever I’ma go celebrate America peace