Breaking: Nicky Delmonico Calls Cubs Fans The Most Annoying Fanbase In Baseball
Nicky D with the cheap ass brownie point!!! He could have answered Twins, Tigers, Tribe or Royals and not one person would have even thought about cheering. There was one answer and one answer only to this question: Cubs fans. I would have also accepted Boston fans, but then we’d be getting to semantics.
Cubs fans really are the worst though. And I’m not talking about guys like Carl, who is the antithesis of a stereotypical Cubs fan, I’m talking about the fans who just lack a basic understanding of the game. People who don’t get that the luxury tax acts as an ipso facto salary cap, where they move to Wrigleyville after college after getting a degree from a B1G school and become ‘diehards’ and people who worship the ground Theo Epstein walks on. All of these guys:
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And care about the Sox attendance problems more than they care about anything else on earth. They think it’s the ultimate trump card that nobody wants to go to a shit part of the city to see a shit team in a shit division. They don’t realize that attendance figures don’t really matter for Reinsdorf (he doesn’t pay taxes on tickets sold under 2MM) and that team revenues are largely driven by TV deals and revenue sharing. They think that fans in seats are the ONLY FUCKING THING THAT MATTERS.
And don’t even get me started on Ronnie Woo Woo. This fucking guy showed up to Soxfest this weekend decked out in his Cubs regale and I had to curb myself from projectile vomiting all over everyone:
But he got booed out of the bar and eventually left after he realized nobody would buy him food or booze. Disgusting.
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It’s a fan base of adult jersey wearing, big butt having, wide nose breathing all the Sox fans air AND THEY STANK! And I hate em. Just corporate polos, Bryzzo jerseys and an extreme lack of baseball knowledge from top to bottom.
And the chalkboard of dead Cubs fans? Dead Cubs fans are even worse than alive Cubs fans. Go be dead, you assholes, and quit fishing for retweets and likes on Twitter:
So yeah. If I’m coming off as salty, it’s obviously because I am. Was I grasping at straws here? You better believe it. I root for an organization that can hardly buy a win and the Cubs are in the midst of their best stretch in history. But it doesn’t make me wrong. Nicky Delmonico nailed it. Cubs fans are the worst, plain and simple.