Big Time Thank You To President Trump: No Commercial Airline Related Deaths In 2017!

The hour was late. Just moments after officially becoming President Elect, Donald J. Trump gathered his senior-most advisors.

“Fellas, we gotta do something about these damn airline deaths. How can we be more… what’s the word I’m looking for… I know the best words but this one is escaping me…”

“Harsh!”

“No. That’s not it.”

“Regulated?”

“No…. Closer but we hate regulations…. Ah… Strict. How can we be more strict?”

It was in that room on that night that the airlines changed forever. President Trump was not going to allow airline related deaths to occur like his predecessors. In fact, Trump has allowed the fewest airline deaths since Theodore Roosevelt. Incredible.

2017 Goal…. MAGA: Make Airlines Great Again