Theo Epstein Didn't Wear Business Casual For The David Ross Interview

I’ve addressed this repeatedly and most recently yesterday but for the life of me I want Theo to clean up the wardrobe. Banana Republic Blues for days and it drives me nuts because I have too much respect for him.

Well turns out Theo and Jed and everyone else in the front office is reading the blog because before I can even take a breath and bite a beef, my Worthy Master comes over the top with David Ross looking so fucking comfortable. So fresh. Like they’re taking a private jet to a calcutta whatever that means. Something for rich and fancy people who can just kick it in dark and comfortable textiles. It’s Hot Boy Fall in Wrigley which reminds me.

A) Joe Girardi is not invited

2) Jed Hoyer LOOKING LIKE A GODDAMN SNACK

D) If this isn’t clear and convincing evidence that Theo wants Ross and they’re comfortable and meant to be then idk what else to tell you guys. This as basic as it gets and speaking of Theo’s kind basic no?