Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 2 - When I’m going somewhere and someone says “Say hi to ___ for me!” — I never do

-When I’m going somewhere and someone says “Say hi to ___ for me!” – I never do.

-When a TV show/movie shows or says a phone number, who’s is it? It’s not always like 555-5555. Sometimes they are very realistic numbers. Did they buy the number for the movie? Is it just an old disabled number someone on the crew had? I’d like to know.

-Studies show that “Blue Monday” – the third Monday of January – is the most depressing day of the year in America. The third Monday of January is also always MLK Day. Seems kind of racist to me.

-Sometimes girls will send themselves into the smokeshows page and say “Pleeeease post me, my boyfriend just broke up with me and I want to make him mad!!!!” …. like I’m supposed to give a shit.

-The worst part about living in the post Vape God era is strangers asking me to hit their Juul. I’m a germaphobe, and I don’t particularly like vaping. But it feels rude to say no. But I also really don’t want the germs. Puts me in a real pickle.

-Saturday night I went to a sports bar to watch the Rams-Cowboys game. As I was leaving, someone said “Hey Tommy! Can I get a hit of your Juul?” I did not have a Juul on me because I don’t own one. But I was friendly and responded “I don’t have one on me. Sorry man” and he was like “Ah come on!” and I then I said “next time!” and playfully chuckled. About three minutes later he left a comment on my most recent Instagram saying “This loser wouldn’t give me a rip of his juul at the bar #he’safake” … I found that to be rather rude.

-One of my favorite facts to spring on people is that New Jersey and Oregon are the only two states where you can’t pump your own gas.

-It’s annoying that Starbucks has their own words for small, medium, and large. I refuse to ever say tall, grande, or venti when I order. Also tall shouldn’t be the smallest size. Tall and small are basically antonyms.

-My ultimate dream in life is to have a supporting role in a comedy movie where I’m the funny friend of the main character. Like maybe it’s a romantic comedy where the male lead and female lead are falling in love. I’m the best friend of the male character. I don’t get along with the female lead’s friend though. She’s repulsed by me. But in the end, she realizes I mean well despite my antics. We don’t end up together, but we’re able to tolerate each other. Maybe there’s a wedding scene at the end, where I (the best man) and she (the maid of honor) do like a funny dance together at the reception. Overall, the movie is painfully average, hovering around the 6.4 IMDB rating.

-The only thing in the world your phone can’t take a picture of is itself.

-I’ll never understand people who don’t lock the doors in their home/apartment. It costs absolutely nothing to lock a door. Even if it did, you can’t put a price on safety.

Thank you for your time.