Quick Update – Today It Became Public That The Girl Bron Bron Is Creeping On Is Dating The Browns Safety Jordan Poyer

Quick update to the Bron Bron creeping story. This is too perfect.  So the news broke today that Rachel Bush is dating the Brown’s safety Jordan Poyer.  Bunch of websites picked it up.  She was retweeting all of it.  Of course anybody who watches our snapchat channel would have already known this she was partying with him in Cancun at Oasis.  Anyway long story short once this became public knowledge suddenly our boy Bron Bron is caught sneaking into her DM’s.

Let me translate.

“Oh hey I heard you’re dating some loser on the Browns.  Just thought I said hello and knock him out of the picture and make you my side piece” 

Real nice move from the King of Cleveland. Oh and guess who is suddenly going to the Cavs game tonight?

#prayforjordanpoyerandbronbronswife