Mr. Peterman From Seinfeld Is Back And He's Pitching Ride-Sharing Apps

Electric! Give me all of the YayYo and give it to me now. What are we doing here, inventing the ride-sharing app? Yeah sure. Love it. I’m all in. Look, there are a lot of people you can hire to be the spokesperson for your new startup. You can go with a pro athlete, a politician, a businessman, someone that knows what they’re talking about. Many choices. The fact that YayYo here dug so deep as to pull Mr. Peterman out of Burma…

…and get him in front of the camera pitching IPOs is next level marketing. The same guy that brought you the Urban Sombrero brings to you… Uber! Pure genius. Just when I think I’m going to spend all my money to buy Lindsey Pelas you go and show me YayYo presented by Mr. J Peterman.

Feels good to be a future billionaire. First move: buy Barstool, turn Portnoy’s office into a Soul Cycle studio.