Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Louisiana – An English teacher from Jennings High School has been arrested for allegedly having an improper relationship with a student in Louisiana.
Jefferson Davis Parish Sheriff’s Office made the arrest Thursday after receiving a complaint about 26-year-old Rachel Marie Gillespie on August 22 from Jefferson Davis school officials, according to KATC.
An investigation was initiated immediately, which led to detectives requesting an arrest warrant for the English high school teacher, who was also the Softball Assistant Coach. …
The Sheriff’s Office wrote in a Facebook post that the Attorney General’s Office and a special judge were appointed by the Louisiana Supreme Court to handle prosecution of the complaint.
No further information has been given at this time.
Gillespie, formerly known as Rachel Marie Bourne, announced her plans to marry Eric Cade Gillespie at at Our Lady Help of Christians Catholic Church in Jennings on July 10, 2015.
I’m not going to reveal too much about the process of Grading Sex Scandal Teachers. Any more than an artist will let you see his creation before it is done, a coach will talk about his game plan or a magician will reveal how his trick is done. But this one time I will let you in on why I chose Rachel Marie Gillespie. Because I felt the nation needs her right now.
The last SST I graded was a lunch lady who compared unfavorably to Danny Devito. I loved her spirit. I loved her passion for the game. But I felt deeply uneasy about featuring her because she was so gross. (Notice I’m not linking to the blog. Google it if you must.) And a little worried, because what if I got hit by lightning over the weekend or shot by a jealous husband or something? I couldn’t die knowing she was the last teacher I ever graded. Does Rachel Marie have the greatest collection of facts I’ve ever graded? No. Not by a damn site. But she’s attractive. And comes from a part of the country that just narrowly escaped Katrina 2.0 and 2.1. Has suffered from tons of cultural upheaval (we won’t be hearing the name Jefferson Davis County much longer). And basically needed the morale boosting shot in the arm that only a hot local teacher banging a student can bring. Consider her to be a the palate cleanser we all need after being served by the lunch lady.
The Grades:
Looks: Rachel is living proof of what TV has been telling us for generations. If you change your hair color, you can pass for a completely different person. Dark haired mugshot Rachel could be the evil twin of lighter haired school website photo Rachel in any daytime soap or old sitcom. Either works for me, but I think I give the slight edge to Bad Girl Rachel. I guess there’s just something about boning high schoolers that changes a woman.
Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: For sure we could use a little more that just the old “improper relationship.” I mean, sure they don’t arrest you for letting him call you by your first name or holding hands in the hall. And the idea that she got popped two years after her wedding date is a nice touch. But if you want to rank with the greats, you need to give me more to work with.
Grade: D+
Intangibles: Her last name was Bourne and she changed her whole identity?
Grade: B
Overall: C
Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 or email me at jerry@barstoolsports.com. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.