BREAKING: Paul Pierce Admits He Really Did Poop His Pants In The NBA Finals!!

SCORE ONE FOR THE INTERNET! I also have to apologize, earlier today in my 11 year anniversary blog I said there was no way Paul Pierce really pooped his pants and that’s why he needed a wheelchair after “injuring” his knee. I mean let’s be honest sometimes the internet can go places that seem so far out there’s no way they can be true, and yet here I am with poop on my face. The man really did poop his pants and you know what? I’ve never been more happy to be wrong in my entire life. I love the story even more now that we know it wasn’t a sprained knee but instead a little doo doo butter.

Credit to Paul for thinking quick on his feet though and going knee injury. He made that shit extremely believable even if it didn’t totally make sense how he was able to recover so quick. He even came out with the knee sleeve to make it even more convincing. That’s my Finals MVP right there. I’m honestly a little surprised that if this was such an issue that no poop fell out once he got picked up by Tony Allen and carried to the tunnel.

So there you have it, Paul Pierce pooped his pants on national television and then came back and shat all over Kobe’s face. Long live The Truth