Brad Rutter is an Eagles Fan Who Can Fuck Right Off

The "Jeopardy: GOAT" tournament has promised us it would be everything we could ever want in a game show, and it has over delivered in every way. Unparalleled displays of knowledge. Heartfelt tributes to Trebek. Jokes. Friendly banter. Rivalry. A Final Jeopardy where all three contestants got the answer right while betting the maximum. And mostly it's given all of America the chance to realize just how little we know about anything. It's been perfect.

Until the end last night. Until Brad Rutter had to get all divisive. "Jeopardy!" is supposed to be a safe space. A place of inclusion where trivia nerds of all backgrounds can come and feel welcome. It's not a place for Brad's partisan politics. 

Besides, it's time for him and all his teamist, hate-mongering followers to get over it.

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 Super Bowl LII was two years ago. 41-33 is ancient history. The rest of us have moved on. It's time for them to move on as well. At this point it's just sad and pathetic to watch them live in the past like this.

At least this explains why he's in dead last place and this GOAT tournament will end without him winning a single match. Someone with so much partisan hatred in his heart doesn't deserve to win.