Frontier Airlines Passenger Arrested For Doing A Piss On The Seat In Front Of Him

“I hear a woman scream, if this man f—ing touches me one more time I’ll f—ing kill him,” said a fellow passenger identified as Emily.

Emily added that the man seemed “extremely intoxicated” and “out of his mind.” The woman who was groped, too, alleged that she saw the man drink two double shots of vodka on the flight, Emily claimed.

Instead, Emily says the passenger proceeded to urinate on the seat directly in front of him.

“And I scream, ‘He’s f—ing peeing. He’s peeing. Oh my God.’ And the flight attendant doesn’t even acknowledge him at first. [The attendant] acknowledges me and says you need to calm down and stop cursing,” she told Fox 31.

Emily certainly has a dump in her pants about this guy pissing. Of course he pissed on the seat during a Frontier Flight. Who doesn’t? That’s half the fun of flying frontier or any other budget airline. You get to just piss any ole place you want.

Want to open the emergency exit and piss? Go for it. Want to piss on your neighbor? They are flying frontier so they probably don’t even mind. When you fly on an airline that makes you pay for water, you get to piss on the seat. It’s what they call in the law biz a quid pro quo.

A quid pro quo is, lest we forget, a favor or advantage granted or expected in return for something. If you fly frontier, you are granted the favor of piss freedom.

You cant touch other people though and that’s where this fella went wrong. I believe Emily was going to kill him and she would have been well within her rights. I mean, it’s frontier airlines. You can legally kill another passenger if they piss on you. Plane pees are kinda like free speech in that regard. With the 1st amendment, you can say whatever you want. That doesn’t mean that you are free from consequences from said speech. Same goes for plane pees. You have the right, but there might be some blowback.