Hey LeBron, You Think You're A Good Basketball Player? Prove It.

I usually go back home to New Jersey on the weekends. As a 19 year old kid, there’s honestly not much to do around my apartment here in the city, so I spend all of that time playing out Avengers battles with my nephew, hanging on the couch with my dogs, going to the movies, etc. Because of this, I have to commute in to Penn Station via NJ Transit (an incompetent nightmare of a service) on Monday mornings and on this one, I came across a new billboard.

Now, if you’re not from the city, you may think that’s a desperate billboard. You may even go as far as calling it “pathetic”, as it appears we’re begging and pleading with LeBron to sign with the Knicks after he stomped our dicks in and declared himself King of NY. But it’s not desperate nor pathetic. It’s what separates the Knicks from the rest of the league. While everyone else is trying their best to assemble a team that could win a title, we’re daring the best players to come to us. No hand-outs, no gimmes. You think you know a thing or two about the shoot and dribble? Prove it by playing for the blue and orange.

With that, LeBron…you think you’re so good at basketball…why don’t you prove it?

Bring an NBA Championship to New York, Bron Bron. I fucking dare you. You coward. You pansy-ass. Prove it. I dare you. I even…I…