I'm Stuck Between L And XL Shirt Sizes And It's Ruining My Life

So I’ve lost a bunch of weight. Everybody knows that. It’s great. I look great. People tell me I look great and that’s even greater. It’s the best part actually. Everybody I see tells me I look awesome and it’s 100% why I keep losing weight. But going from fat to less fat isn’t all sunshine and roses and I’m here to tell you why. I can’t find a shirt that fits. I can’t do it. I haven’t really bought any new clothes since I lost the weight because shirt sizes are such a disaster. So I don’t buy clothes but my old clothes are way too big for me now so I look like shit when I wear them but I can’t buy new clothes cause the sizes aren’t right. It’s a vicious circle.

I’m stuck between an L and an XL. Smack dab right in the middle. It’s ruining my life. No brand or clothing store does it right. A large shirt fits okay but it’s still a little snug. Then after the first wash and dry, forget about it. It becomes a lot snug. I can’t even wear it anymore. My tits get exposed and I’m self conscious about my tits so the shirt becomes unwearable. An extra large shirt on the other hand is just simply too big. The jump in size from L to XL is outrageous. Whoever did the measurements on that was drunk. It goes from normal-looking shirt at L to wearing a cardboard box at XL. You can’t even tell I’ve lost weight in an XL shirt. It’s too wide. It’s too long. I look like I should be in a Dem Franchize Boyz music video. It’s so big and boxy that, even after you wash it, it doesn’t fit right.

My solution? Make a Larger size shirt for husky guys like me (or Large+ or Large.5, both of which were tweeted at me by Stoolies and both are A+ names). There needs to be a size between L and XL. It’s long overdue. Lots of people are telling me to wash my clothes in ice cold water then hang dry while damp then air dry then get an infinity stone and the shirt won’t shrink. Stop. No. I’m not changing. The clothing industry needs to change. Not me. I just want a shirt that fits. For the love of god. Being fat was so much easier.