A New Show Featuring Scaramucci And Stormy Daniels' Lawyer Anthony Avenatti Might Happen
NY Times- A television show featuring Michael Avenatti, the lawyer who is suing President Trump on behalf of a pornographic film actress, and the former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci was pitched to two cable networks in recent weeks, people briefed on the matter said on Thursday.
The prominent television agent Jay Sures discussed with executives at CNN and MSNBC the concept of a program where the two men would square off, according to three people briefed on the issue.
“I have no interest in television right now,” Mr. Avenatti said. “I enjoy my law practice and look forward to prevailing on behalf of my client Stormy Daniels,” he added, using the stage name of the actress, Stephanie Clifford.
lol. You gotta be kidding me. A TV show with Stormy Daniels’ preposterous lawyer and the mooch? Count me in, for the first 5 minutes of the first episode. We know that the mooch is a big friend of the program here, but he and Avenatti together would be like watching two loud, overcompensating high school bands playing at the same time on the same stage. You won’t be able to decipher a single word that these two goofballs are saying, nor should you even try. Let’s compare their résumés:
Michael Avenatti
-Lawyer who specializes in keeping his client’s name(s) in the tabloids at all times
-Posted leaked financial documents about Michael Cohen to link him to a Russian oligarch. Includes documents about the wrong Michael Cohen.
-Appears 2-3 times a day on CNN/MSNBC painting his porn star client as an angel
Anthony Scaramucci
-Worked in the White House for 2 weeks
-Appears on Barstool Sports’ “Pardon My Take”
-Appears in Barstool Sports’ office singalong to “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Has there ever been a pair of guys who have stretched their five minutes of fame farther? The fact that we still talk about Mooch is unbelievable. He had a job for a week! And yet he’s so much more memorable than any of the hundreds of other bums who were fired from the white house this past year. They seem like two guys that would struggle to carry a half-hour of TV. But then again, I stopped following American politics once I pledged my fealty to Hamas. Probably the wrong guy to ask honestly.