Meghan Markle’s Nephew Lied About Being A Correspondent For The Royal Wedding So He Could Plug His Weed Line “Markle Sparkle”
I’m just going to come out and say it, I love the Markle family. They are so far off from what it means to be a Royal that you can’t not love them. Over the past three days her dad got exposed for faking paparazzi photos then had a heart attack, her Aunt broke both ankles and a knee then (allegedly) complained to the palace about medical bills, and now her nephew is launching a weed line called ‘Markle Sparkle.’ I know that Meghan’s not technically ‘white’ but her family is the definition of white trash. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
She released a statement regarding her father:
It almost makes you feel bad for her until you remember that she hit the lottery with Harry. They met on a BLIND DATE and now she’s the Princess of England. Or Duchess? I don’t know. Anyway, this weed story is laugh out loud funny.
Source - Meghan Markle’s nephew is hawking a weed strain dubbed “Markle Sparkle,” according to new reports. Licensed Oregon marijuana farmer Tyler Dooley is growing the special strain “in honor of his aunt,” according to Leafbuyer.com, an online cannabis database.
Dooley, 25, is the son of Markle’s half-brother, Thomas Markle — and while he hasn’t been invited to the May 19 nuptials, he’d still be glad to share a joint with the bride-to-be and her fiancé.
“Meghan grew up in California and I am sure she has an American view on pot,” he told the Daily Mail. “Prince Harry enjoys a good party. I’d be happy to show them around if they ever come out here and educate them on the medicinal benefits of marijuana.”
Dooley, his mom and his brother Thomas touched down in London Tuesday, though none of them scored invitations to the ceremony at Windsor Castle. They’ve been hired by “Good Morning Britain” as special correspondents for the nuptials, TMZ reported. But ITV, which airs the program, told the Guardian the family wasn’t due to appear on their network.
Nothing like honoring your long lost cousin with a strain of home grown weed. As much as I want to roast him, I can’t. He knows this is his fifteen minutes and he’s capitalizing. A head writer on one of the TV shows I used to work on said something that I’ll never forget, she said, “if you’re going to be on TV, you might as well sell something.” That’s what Tyler’s doing. The only difference is that he lied about being on TV.
I’d like to say that I’m going to be watching the Royal wedding but I’m not. I’ll be doing a “strip club pub crawl” at my buddy’s bachelor party, which I’ll be reviewing Monday morning. Not sure how I’m going to like it (I won’t) but it should be interesting nonetheless. Congrats to Meghan on the wedding and a huge congrats to her on getting out of her family. Life is going to get a lot easier.