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Video Surfaces Of Meghan Markle Giving A Blow Job In A Car On 90210

I’m so glad that the Royal Family is getting much looser about their stances on what’s prim and proper. Back in the olden days, giving a blow jibber in a car on the remake of 90210 would probably be disqualifying to be a member of the Royal Family. Now, it doesn’t matter. You can give blow jobs on set while your dad is farting his ass off in shitty hotels.

You kinda gotta think that Pippa Middleton set the stage here. Remember when everyone was all upset that Pippa was draggin a wagon? Pippa’s buttcheeks set the stage for a new brand of princess and the entire British Royal family is better for it.

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