Is Jake Tapper Trying To Fuck Me?

I’m minding my own business whilst having my nose to the grindstone at the ole blogging factory and the next thing I know, my entire morning changes.

While I’m sitting on my chaise lounger, music begins to play. What song? Well, out of the belly of my google home comes this number.

I look up from my MacBook by Apple and see Jake Tapper standing there with this look on his face.

“How’d you get Google to play this song? I didn’t hear any voice commands, Jake.”

“On this episode of The Lead on CNN, we find out why I used the Google Home app to stealthily play the velvety voice of Joe Cocker. Speaking of Cocker” Tapper says while biting his lip once more, and I quickly say, “I barely know her.”

The room explodes into laughter and Jake says, “Chaps, you ole son of a bitch. How you doin?”

“Great Jake, ya fake news libtard. What brings you to town?”

“I’ve been missing your momma’s lovin.”

Classic.

We laugh again and give each other high fives.