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Hilary Duff Goes Nuclear On Her NYC Neighbor, Tells Her 9 Million Followers He Has Never Worked and Just Smokes Weed All Day

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HIGH TIMESHilary Duff is ‘coming clean’ with her neighbors. According to the Younger star, her neighbor has been smoking a lot of weed. And this former teen queen is far from 4/20 friendly. This week, Hilary Duff put her weed-smoking neighbor, the now infamous Dieter Addison, on blast through an onslaught of Instagram trolling. Here’s why you shouldn’t mess with Hilary Duff (spoiler: she’ll give you an embarrassing nickname).

Hilary Duff has made it pretty clear that she’s not down with ganja. She started off with a plea to her followers: What do you do about a neighbor who’s always lighting up?

“Calling all New Yorkers with asshole neighbors,” Hilary Duff begins her Instagram story. “I’m  really open to any advice you have … my neighbor smokes cigarettes and weed all day long.”

This is why you become famous.  This is it.  Right here.  This is reason #1.  Not the money.  Not the adoration.  Not the billboards and free stuff and being set for life.

It’s to have the platform to absolutely dominate anyone who annoys you in your life.

Hillary Duff has 9 MILLION followers on Instagram.  9.2 million people carefully gathered and cultivated throughout her years of hard work.  Grinding out movie after movie and TV show after TV show, doing appearances, red carpets, magazine shoots.  All for this one moment-

When her neighbor was being an asshole and she wanted to nuke his face off.

Look at this-

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The triple name drop!  His full god damn name!  Holy shit that is RUTHLESS.

And she was really on one from that point.  Even stooped to the Barstool strategy of doing background recon to expose your enemy.

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WITH A TINY DICK JOKE.  (Eggplant = dick in Emoji, for the older readers.)


Hillary don’t hurt em.

Now I guess we should stop here for a sec before going on, and consider the question we probably should have asked first – does this dude deserve this?  I mean what did he do.  He smokes weed and cigarettes at his apartment.  I guess he’s probably pretty loud.  All that stuff is pretty annoying, sure – nobody wants that gross cig smell wafting through their vents, and everybody wants to get some sleep.  But that’s some pretty typical “inconsiderate neighbor” stuff.  Stuff that’s normally handled with a knock on the door, a conversation about it, and if that doesn’t work, escalating it up to the landlord and letting them handle it.  It’s not often that the dispute leads to a dude’s full name and face being exposed to 9.2 million people.

Now it’s huge news.  It’s all over the internet.  It’s trending.  Know where I heard the story?  On the 7 AM morning news…on TELEVISION.  Good Day New York with my girl Rosanna Scotto filling me in on the whole situation.

I guess you have to be there and live through it to see how bad this guy really is.  Like does it warrant the public execution including a low-blow cat ear (pussy) reference?

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Or this?

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Or this?

“We know your parents pay your rent. We know you’ve never worked a day in your life. Must be nice. Have some respect for your neighbors who work hard to live in that building,” Hilary tells the camera, making it clear that she’s done joking.


We know your parents pay your rent – fatality.   That’s the same one we use on Francis when he’s being an asshole.  Works every time.

“Don’t be a dick, dude. And put your trash down the shoot,” she adds. It looks like limiting the smoking isn’t the only piece of neighborly advice this Dieter character needs.

Okay now we’re just nitpicking.  Putting trash down the chute?  Relax mom.  Next you’re going to tell him to wash up for dinner and make sure to get behind his ears?

She ended with what was probably her most salient point though:

“Dieter get a vape,” Hilary concludes her social media tirade.

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Hil Dog still has the best engagement photos in the game.

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