Reader Email - Guy At Brookfield Zoo Spent The Afternoon Walking Around With A Mannequin In A Wheelchair
@BarstoolBigCat guy pushing around a life size doll in a wheel chair at brookfield zoo. pic.twitter.com/W2d8q1tpwj
— Jimmy (@UncleJimmyJr) June 9, 2014
@BarstoolBigCat he kept talking to it…while looking at the camels, “mmmm…so fluffy. Look at the fluffy camel” pic.twitter.com/RABsAIXgXl
— Jimmy (@UncleJimmyJr) June 9, 2014
What’s the old saying, if you’re going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Well man, mission accomplished. Because any guy can own a mannequin or sex doll. That’s old hat. But not everyone can own a mannequin, strap her to a wheelchair, throw on some matching sunglasses and wheel her around the Brookfield Zoo so she can peep all the cool animals in real life. That’s something special. And buying her the stuffed animal was a nice touch, best boyfriend ever, population Brookfield Zoo mannequin guy that is creeping everyone out.
PS
I just realized he’s wearing a fanny pack. Best way to divert attention from your fanny pack? Mannequin in a wheelchair, old magician’s trick.
