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John Cena Is Making Me Wet Because His Heart Is So Broken In This Interview About His Breakup

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Goodness gracious. My ovaries are literally about to explode from watching that. This dude loves,,,, checks the log,,,, Nikki so damn much that he’s about to weep in the early morning whilst wearing a suit and drinking wine. If that doesn’t get the ole baby maker wet, nothing will.

Between having big ole muscles, millions of dollars, and a heart of gold that was shattered into a million pieces, what doesnt John Cena have? A wife. Boom, roasted.

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