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Celtics/Cavs Infinity War Trailer With LeBron As Thanos Has Got Me HYPED For Game 1

I haven’t gotten this juiced up from a movie trailer mashup in a LONG time and had to share it again for the afternoon masses. Whew boy does this fuck folks. And it’s essentially an exact analogy for the Eastern Conference Finals too. A banged up group of underdogs and young bucks going up against all odds and the literal Titan of the basketball universe. With the fate of the world at stake…

Seeing that first shot of LeBron as Thanos gave me chills because LeBron IS Thanos. A conqueror of worlds who never truly sees himself as the villain, with glaring flaws but also prolific power. Fortunately for Boston, Danny Fury has been planning this series out for years, and assembling ALL the necessary parts needed to shock the world. When Gordon “Hawkeye” Hayward and Kyrie “Captain Marvel” Irving come back next year the universe will be ours guaranteed. But until then I still like our odds.

Mainly because…

Don’t get me wrong…Even WITH the Kingslayer, defeating LeBranos will be the tallest of tasks. But if Boston can somehow unite to tap into his weaknesses, they could very well dust the King into bolivian. After all, the Mad Titan does:

Pick weird times to flop and act overly soft…

Always finds a way make it about himself…

Is definitely crazier than anyone around him will admit…

We got one advantage. JAG PORTFOLIO! LeBranos is coming to us. WITH THE ROLLY ON! Let’s hope Danny Fury overloads the TD Garden A/C unit too and Red gets all the cosmic juju on our side.

Avengers in 6.

PS: For anyone saying “Why don’t the Celtics just rehire Bryan Doo and shrink him down to explode LBJ from the inside out?” I hear you but that Thanos theory was disproven yesterday on the Internet. There’s no doubt LeBranos would clap the fuck out of those cheeks too.