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Normal Woman Says That You Have To Ask Your Baby Permission To Change Its Dirty Poop-Filled Diaper

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Fellas, that’s gonna be a big ole nah from me. I’ve changed probably 3k diapers in my life and I have never nor will I ever ask permission to change the next one. I understand the importance of teaching kids that their bodies are theirs; hell, I do that with my kids. I aint asking them to clean the poop off the back of their necks. Im doing those little assholes a favor by cleaning up their dirty nappies. Everyone hates changing diapers. I got a vasectomy so I wouldn’t have to do it anymore. Changing diapers is for the birds. I’m not about to ask for permission to do the worst thing on the parenting planet.

People constantly take this kinda shit too far. Is it a good lesson that kids control their bodies? Absolutely. Should parents be requesting to remove the shit-filled body hummus diapers that cost a fortune, cause diaper rashes, and are the bane of your existence for years? No. Get the fuck outta here, pink hair lady.

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