I can’t seem to get away from this fucking video. Woke up, saw it. Tried to eat lunch but can’t because I have a hole burning in my stomach, saw it. Came home and laid on my bed and didn’t move because I’m in so much pain, saw it. Every time I see it, it gets worse. I start rubbing my eyes and my throat gets scratchy. I might have even pooped a little. Not sure if that has anything to do with the pollen to be honest, my insides are just a disaster right now. When that tree cums all that pollen, my blood pressure goes through the roof like god damn Wonka’s elevator. Pollen will fuck your life up and you have no choice. I was one of those kids who didn’t get allergies and I never knew what the big deal was. And then I hit like, 23 or 24 years old, and next thing you know my throat is closed and my eyes feel like sandpaper and I’m a sniffly asshole taking Claritin til the cows come home. So yea. I guess it’s not winter anymore. It’s allergy SZN. Good luck, mi amigos.