I Don't Appreciate Everyone Telling Me I Look Like Gordon Ramsay As Mrs. Doubtfire

I’m not saying it’s inaccurate, I’m just saying I don’t appreciate it. It was one thing to be Hitler’s mom

But now being Mrs. Doubtfire/Gordon Ramsay is a real kick in the pants. I was feeling good this morning too, I had a nice Hell in a Cell match with food poisoning last night (one of those real bad ones where you’re sitting on the toilet and literally praying, audibly, for it to stop) and woke up feeling skinny and agile. I felt like I even had an ab or two coming out before beach season. Now I’m a grandma and it just sucks. It’s enough to make you want to hit someone with a drive by fruiting.