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2 Chainz Proposing To His Wife Of 5 Years Leaves Me Feeling Very Jealous Indeed

2 Chainz, Aka Tity Boi, purposing to his wife last night at the MET Gala was a real kick in the dick. I mean, 2 Chainz is gonna pick his game up this much right before mother’s day? What are the rest of us supposed to do? I’m not prepared to pop my wife the big question this weekend. I’m not even sure if I’m ready for that kind of commitment with my wife but the pressure is surely going to be on when it didnt need to be.

I was thinking about getting a really nice ceiling fan installed in my wife’s office. Something with like 52-inch blades. Lots of air moving with that bad boy. Plus, the extra lighting would be good for her eyes. I thought it was a lovely and thoughtful gift but now I’m not so sure.

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After all that talk about what 2 Chainz wanted for his birthday, I thought she’d be draggin more of a wagon. That’s all I’ll say about that.