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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drunk Guy Who Broke Into A House And Attacked The Person With A Chair?

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Page - An Annapolis man has been charged with entering a home late at night while drunk and hitting a resident with a chair. Police say residents in the 1000 block of Forest Hills Avenue were sleeping at 12:41 a.m. Saturday when they were awakened by a noise from the kitchen. There, a man found a burglar who had apparently entered through an unlocked door. The burglar, who was intoxicated, struck the resident with a chair and injured him, but the man was able to hold the burglar down until police arrived. Bladimir Garcia, 31, of the 1000 block of Martha Court, was charged with first- and third- degree burglary, first- and second- degree assault, reckless endangerment and disturbing the peace.

Props to my dude Bladimir. We all dream of being professional wrestlers, and he decided to just go for it. No shame in his dream job game. When you want something, you go out and get it. Never say quit. And that’s what he did. Took the bull by the horns, head down, and executed a perfect chair shot. I want to know whose house he broke into, because they apparently still got the pin in the match. Riveting stuff. Must have been a hell of a match. Until they called the cops..what’s up with that? You don’t call the cops to end a wrestling match. Busch league stuff right there.