Say Hello To The Ultimate Lax Bro 2.0
Bucket hat? Check.
Crazy color shoes? Check.
Shorts that look like they’d be perfect for a nice little nautical afternoon? Check.
Always carrying around a twig? Check.
Firing off random tweets about Matt Rambo? Check. Probably.
Zah checks off pretty much every box across the board on being an Ultimate Lax Bro. I’m just disappointed in myself that it took me this long to realize it. Now we just need to figure out where he would fit best on the field. Naturally I think Zah was be a beast as a crease attackman. He’d be able to lose his defender pretty easily in there plus you could just keep forcing it to him inside and be able to trust his hands that he’d come up with the ball. But I also think Zah was crush it at the faceoff X. The low man always wins and you’re out of your mind if you don’t think Zah and his abnormally big ass is coming up with every 50/50 ball that’s on the ground.
All I know is that we need to find out. Maybe we’ll have to get a Barstool team together for War At The Shore.
Obligatory TBT:
By the way, I’m currently working on trying to get “Brantford” on The Crease Dive. Need to hear from the legend himself on how life is going after playing DI… at the club level.
In the meantime, we’ve got Ryder Garnsey on deck for tomorrow’s episode. See ya then.