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I Went Shopping At A Perfume Shop In The Heart Of Manhattan: I Smell Wonderful!

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I’ve been coming up to New York from Texas for over a year now. I come up once a month and stay for about 4-5 days. During those days, I walk around the city and take in the lights, sounds, and scents. Scents is what we will focus on now.

There’s so many perfume spots. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to smell like a big city man. You see, I usually let my deodorant do the talkin. I like an artic rush if I’m wearing men’s deodorant or cucumber melon if I’m wearing secret which, lest we forget, is strong enough for a man but made for a woman (or a man if he so chooses). I like wearing women’s deodorant because it goes on more smoothly and the scent seems to last longer and leave fewer streaks.

Anyway, today I walked into one of the cologne shops. It was everything I dreamed of! They had Cool Water, Joop, and Curve. Those would have been great choices but I wanted something new, something exotic, something red.

That’s when I saw it. 100 Percent red cologne. The price tag? 9 dollars. The rest of the review is here.

100% Red. 75 percent Incredible.