There are very few days on the internet worse than May 1st. You wake up in the morning and you’re still feeling a little ass hurt about the Sixers getting their dicks kicked in game 1 against the Celtics. But you think to yourself, “alright well it’s a new day so the least I can do here is at least try to start off with a positive attitude. Yeah, that’s it. Maybe today will be better than yesterday”. So you’re starting to feel a little better and you’re ready to take on the day. You log on to double-you double-you double-you [dot] Twitter [dot] com and what’s the first thing you see roughly 500 times in a row?
This Ramen noodle headed son of a bitch.
That feeling when an old, completely played out meme just won’t go away for good
Year after year after year after year, it’s the same exact thing. And it’s gotten to the point where I now resent Justin Timberlake. I actually really like JT. I’ve been a huge fan since the very beginning. From NSYNC to his solo career to his acting career to pretty much everything he’s ever done, I’ve been a big Justin Timberlake guy. But the fact that he says the word “Me” like an asshole? Well I’ll never be able to forgive him for that.
It’s so simple. It’s a two letter word. One of the most common words in the English language. All you had to do was say it like a normal human being and all of this madness could have been avoided. Makes me sick.