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John Daly Is Getting Dangerously Close To Lesbian Status


Looks like a bulldyke Mrs. Doubtfire. Still love the man, but holy hell he’s a cup size and another trip to the hairdresser away from earning his LPGA card. Already passes the pussy loving quota for the tour. Have to respect the chain smoking, cow pants and inevitable 6 bottles of Jack stacked where the 3-wood should rest, but this is getting out of hand. Last thing I want to see on the course is Johnny getting caught putting from the rough with Ms. Bruce Jenner.

May be better just selling merchandise while living in the Hooters parking lot outside of Augusta. Because that’s what he does during the Masters now. Seriously.