Does Justin Rose Have A Death Wish?

Here we have Justin Rose stripping down to his underwear (better be Tommy John, for his sake) to play out of the water. Love to see it, except in Louisiana. It’s too dangerous down there. Gators everywhere.

I feel like I take gators more seriously than other people. Do ya’ll not realize these things are dinosaurs? They’re terrifying. They’ve survived for millions and millions of years and by survived I mean they’ve relentlessly killed and eaten other living creatures. Once they get ahold of you you’re gone. Done. Finished. They’ve literally evolved into unstoppable killing machines.

Ever seen the death roll? Holy fuck is that thing the single scariest move of anything on earth or what. Watched a gory ass video of a gator executing the death roll on a doomed performer in India one time. Haven’t been the same since.

Justin Rose is a crazy person. One minute you’re shaving strokes, next minute a gator’s shaving your limbs (this is not a good joke; it’s a shitty, lazy Friday afternoon joke).

Very scary!