Some Guy In England Uses His Sex Doll To Help His Friends Sell Their Cars On eBay

(Source) A man wanting to sell his second-hand car was inundated with would-be buyers after he used a mannequin that looks like a blow-up doll to pose beside it. Angus Dean, 47, from East Grinstead, Sussex, thought using the doll would help get the advert for his old VW Golf noticed. He borrowed Sandy, a friend’s doll, and posed her in a variety of positions next to his 1990 hatchback before uploading them to eBay, with an initial bid of 99p invited, or the option to buy it now for £450. The doll’s owner, a married father-of-three who asked not to be named, said he uses the doll for professional purposes because they come ‘without the fuss’ of the real model. He said: ‘I’ve asked models if they would pose for eBay adverts before and most aren’t interested in it.  ‘Poseable mannequins are ready, and do what you need them to do. You don’t get the fuss you might get with models.

How about this married father of three just coming up with an all time excuse to have a sex doll laying around the house. “Professional purposes because they come without the fuss”. Brilliant. Loophole city. Oh yeah that sex doll sitting in my closet that I fuck all the time when the kids are in bed and the wife is asleep? Yeah that’s just my professional model, I didn’t even buy it to fuck it, it just happens to be laying around so I’m going to go ahead and put my penis in it every night when I get home from work. So smart. Wife gotten fat? Go out and buy yourself a sex doll for professional purposes, what is she going to say no to all the money you bring in off eBay? That’s what I thought. Fuck bitches (plastic dolls), get money. That’s life right there.

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Not for nothing but if you’re using a sex doll for an ad don’t you think you would want to make her look a little sexier? That’s a hot ass doll but she’s dressed like a 50 year old housewife. Spruce it up, for the boys.

h/t tim