Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested & Tased For Groping A Woman On An American Airlines Flight?

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NBC NewsA man was tasered and arrested on Sunday night aboard an American Airlines plane in Miami after allegedly touching another passenger inappropriately, according to Miami-Dade police.

Before takeoff, the boyfriend of a woman on the plane contacted authorities to say that Jacob A. Garcia had began touching her, Miami-Dade Police Sgt. Lazaro Llerena told NBC News.

The flight, which was bound for Chicago, was still at the gate when crew members began asking Garcia to deplane.

Yes! Yes it sure does look like a man arrested and tased for groping a woman on a plane. Line this guy up with 100 random others then ask folks to guess who was arrested and tased for groping a woman on a plane… every single person picks this guy. Look more like a creep who gropes chicks on planes dude. You can’t. It’s like he stopped by the Garment District on the way to the airport and picked up a classic “I sexually assault chicks on airplanes” costume. What a loser.

Craziest part of the story?

American Airlines said in a statement that the flight, which had been scheduled to depart at 9:30 p.m. ET, took off at 10:34 p.m. ET “with all remaining passengers.”

An hour delay? That’s it? That’s technically early. I always give flights a 90-minute delay window. Anything less than that is early, anything more than that is late. A flight attendant may stub her toe walking to the gate; boom, 2 or 3 hour delay. Maybe cancelled. You’re telling me this flight saw a full deplaning, complete with a tasing and an arrest, and it only took off an hour late? Incredible. Probably “made time up in the air” too which, I should mention, is a stunning phenomenon on its own. You’d think planes would just always fly that fast but what do I know, I’m not a scientist. I guess you gotta hold that reserve speed for when the face of groping chicks on airplanes himself decides to start groping chicks pre-flight.

I may have to start flying American Airlines. Absolute chaos on this plane and according to the RGA (Riggs Guidelines of Aviation) they got in early. Impressive.