Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested & Tased For Groping A Woman On An American Airlines Flight?
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NBC News — A man was tasered and arrested on Sunday night aboard an American Airlines plane in Miami after allegedly touching another passenger inappropriately, according to Miami-Dade police.
Before takeoff, the boyfriend of a woman on the plane contacted authorities to say that Jacob A. Garcia had began touching her, Miami-Dade Police Sgt. Lazaro Llerena told NBC News.
The flight, which was bound for Chicago, was still at the gate when crew members began asking Garcia to deplane.
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Yes! Yes it sure does look like a man arrested and tased for groping a woman on a plane. Line this guy up with 100 random others then ask folks to guess who was arrested and tased for groping a woman on a plane… every single person picks this guy. Look more like a creep who gropes chicks on planes dude. You can’t. It’s like he stopped by the Garment District on the way to the airport and picked up a classic “I sexually assault chicks on airplanes” costume. What a loser.
Craziest part of the story?
American Airlines said in a statement that the flight, which had been scheduled to depart at 9:30 p.m. ET, took off at 10:34 p.m. ET “with all remaining passengers.”
An hour delay? That’s it? That’s technically early. I always give flights a 90-minute delay window. Anything less than that is early, anything more than that is late. A flight attendant may stub her toe walking to the gate; boom, 2 or 3 hour delay. Maybe cancelled. You’re telling me this flight saw a full deplaning, complete with a tasing and an arrest, and it only took off an hour late? Incredible. Probably “made time up in the air” too which, I should mention, is a stunning phenomenon on its own. You’d think planes would just always fly that fast but what do I know, I’m not a scientist. I guess you gotta hold that reserve speed for when the face of groping chicks on airplanes himself decides to start groping chicks pre-flight.
I may have to start flying American Airlines. Absolute chaos on this plane and according to the RGA (Riggs Guidelines of Aviation) they got in early. Impressive.