Have people noticed this new ad campaign lately? The chocolate milk people are trying to make chocolate milk a sports drink. Something you guzzle during timeouts of basketball games and shit. I literally puked just thinking about this. Like honestly who fucking came up with this idea? I mean Chocolate Milk may be the most disgusting sports drink that ever lived. What’s next? Hockey players chugging Egg Nog on the bench? Seriously I’d love to meet the person who came up with this idea. What kind of wonderfully derganged brain do they have to think can make this idea fly? Listen I don’t hate chocolate milk, but chocolate milk needs to know its role. It’s a little kid drink and simpleton adult drink and nothing more.