How Long Did Stormy Daniels' Lawyer Have This, "It's A Stormy Day!" Line Ready To Go?

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Hellllllllll yes! Nailed it! Fucking nailed it!

Real talk, how long did he have that line ready to go? Had to be DAYS. Maybe even weeks. If you watched Stormy Daniels’ appearance on 60 Minutes you know just how weird her lawyer Michael Avenatti is. He’s got a flare for the dramatic. He likes to plan out the dramatic things he says. During 60 Minutes he unironically talked about how he never bluffs and to ask his enemies if he ever bluffs. To me, Avenatti is the type of guy who has a lot of mirrors in his bedroom. All over the walls and on the ceiling. So many mirrors.

You know how Christian Bale’s character in American Psycho likes to watch himself have sex more than the actual sex itself? That’s how I picture Michael Avenatti. Michael Avenatti loves himself a big scoop of Michael Avenatti. And that, “It’s a Stormy day!” line just proves that further. He’s had that line in his back pocket for days or weeks or maybe months. Knowing full well that he was gonna drop it on April 16th. It was an added bonus that it just so happened to be stormy outside today. What a moment for Michael Avenatti. Dropping lines like he’s at the Comedy Cellar. He’s gonna jerk off later to himself saying that line. I guarantee it.