Their Time Is Up - John Cena & Nikki Bella Calling It Quits After 6 Years

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US Weekly- After six years together, John Cena and Nikki Bella have called it quits, the couple revealed exclusively to Us Weekly.

“While this decision was a difficult one, we continue to have a great deal of love and respect for one another,” the couple tells Us in a statement. “We ask that you respect our privacy during this time in our lives.”

Ya know, this is a real tough way to end a great weekend. I had my inklings about John and Nicole’s relationship taking a turn for the worse in the past few months, but I didn’t think too much of it. I mean, they loved each other so much! John got over never wanting to marry ever again because of how strong his love for Nikki was – I…I was in the room when he proposed to her…just feet away…and I could see the love in their eyes. I could see it. But alas, on this cold & rainy Sunday night, that love is no more, and their fire has burnt out.

“B-B-Bob…does this mean all love is dead? If these two didn’t work out…I just…*you hold back tears*…will any relationship work out?”

Unfortunately, dear reader, the answer to your first question is yes, and the answer to your last is no. Did I not warn you that all love died the day Chris Pratt and Anna Faris announced their separation (August 6th, 2017)? Every relationship from now on is just a ticking time bomb. They were our last hope.

“No.” Yoda says, from the other side of the room.

“There is another.”

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