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Hero Kid Goes BALLISTIC Protecting The Teacher When A Fight Breaks Out In A Classroom

WOW. What a day for education! That dude protecting the teacher has me ready to run through a fucking wall–a library wall, whereupon I will check out lots of books that were assigned in high school but which I sparknoted instead because I was wasting my time on AIM. If you’re wondering how to stop the epidemic of school shootings, hire this kid as your hall monitor. The only thing that can stop a kid with a gun is… this kid.

I’m honestly so inspired by this impromptu ethics lesson. I could have done with fewer n-words, but that’s only because the word makes me nervous because I’m white. Otherwise, you can believe those fighting ruffians will make sure to check their surroundings for teachers before they throw down again.

Apparently I’m not alone:

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I’d have to see his list of extracurriculars before I pronounce him the next Obama. But sure, from this short clip, he’s either an incredible leader… or he’s banging the teacher. In both cases, we salute him.

“He just fucking hit you! That’s not cool.”

“No, it’s not.”

“We still on for extra credit tonight?”

“I’ll pick you up at 7 in my Subaru.”

PS- this video might be old. If it is, sorry. Watch it again.