<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>These Otters Fucking SUCK At Piano</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","45"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["keyboard","life","otter fucking","big cat","big game week","el pres","sight","part","live event barstool sports picks central || monday","barstool scottsdale | tonight","et tune","touch","kfc","asian small-clawed otter paw","zooenrichment"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.2"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.6"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.2"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"45",category:"No category",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wsRlO4dQJGI" width="500"></iframe></p><p> </p><div id="r1PostCPBlock"><em>Asian small-clawed otter paws fly across the keyboard as part of their #ZooEnrichment. The otters are given the choice to play the keyboard or just sit back and enjoy the show—engaging their sight, touch, and hearing senses</em></div><p> </p><p> </p><p>Well I guess not every animal video can be cut, because if I’m being totally honest that was the worst piano playing I have ever heard in my life. Jesus christ otters, get your fucking life together. Itsy Bitsy Spider or Hot Cross Buns or something, anything besides the shit you just put us through.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Now hit it.</p><p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J---aiyznGQ" width="500"></iframe></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS</p><p>How do you not give these Asian otters a violin like every Asian kid ever growing up.</p></body></html>

<p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wsRlO4dQJGI" width="500"></iframe></p><p> </p><div id="r1PostCPBlock"><em>Asian small-clawed otter paws fly across the keyboard as part of their #ZooEnrichment. The otters are given the choice to play the keyboard or just sit back and enjoy the show—engaging their sight, touch, and hearing senses</em></div><p> </p><p> </p><p>Well I guess not every animal video can be cut, because if I’m being totally honest that was the worst piano playing I have ever heard in my life. Jesus christ otters, get your fucking life together. Itsy Bitsy Spider or Hot Cross Buns or something, anything besides the shit you just put us through.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Now hit it.</p><p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J---aiyznGQ" width="500"></iframe></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS</p><p>How do you not give these Asian otters a violin like every Asian kid ever growing up.</p>

These Otters Fucking SUCK At Piano

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