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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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Oklahoma - A married teacher in Oklahoma was arrested for allegedly having sex with a student amid the statewide teacher walkout.

Keri Hoffman, 35, admitted to police Saturday that she had sex with a 15-year-old student before and after they attended a massive teacher rally protesting pay cuts at the state Capitol, news station KWSO reported. ..

She went with her husband Saturday to the police department, where she allegedly confessed to having sex with the student on numerous occasions.

Hoffman told authorities that she used Facebook to message the boy and arrange the sexual encounters, which occurred inside her car and her dad’s garage.

The pair also allegedly had sex last week before and after the teacher walkout protest at the Capitol.

The algebra teacher gave a ride to a group of students, including the victim, picking him up first so they could have sex, according to police. Hoffman told investigators they had intercourse again that evening when she dropped him off at home.

Well this is a new twist. But it’s so in keeping with the times we’re living in that it was inevitable. We’re in a time of political activism. A nation of woke students and faculty who demand to be heard on issues as diverse as social justice, guns and school budgets. Who speak truth to power. Who will not be silenced. And who love to have sex with one another. It was only a matter of time before those worlds collided.

So here’s hoping that Keri Hoffman’s example inspires others to take to the street for their causes. Imagine what it would for a sometimes disengaged, apathetic generation if they knew they could not only shape their world, but also get head from an older woman in her dad’s garage. That they could get our elected leaders to listen to them and bang their algebra teacher in the car on the way to the protest. As well as after. It’ll be like the activism of the 1960s all over again, but with a modern spin. There’s something happenin’ here. What it is, ain’t exactly clear. But it definitely involves Sex Scandal Teachers.

The Grades:
Looks: The glasses help. But she’s still sort of a cross between early Kathy Bates and Conan O’Brien.
Grade: C-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Twice in one night. Once in her own father’s garage. Admitting it to her husband. “Numerous times.” All while working to get herself and her fellow teachers a raise. She’s like a depraved, sex-crazed Norma Rae.
Grade: A

Intangibles: If SSTs ever organize, she’ll be the first head of their union.
Grade: A

Overall: B

Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 or email me at jerry@barstoolsports.com. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.